Is anyone still available here?


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I have seen many posts and answers here, why all you guys are married. no one is single,I envy it so much,hehe. so what about me? should stay single forever? haha, is there anyone can do me a favor?introduce me a good guy who doesn't play around with girls, to not regard bar as home, drink beer like water.what else? I should make a list then tell you. It seems to not easy to find this kind of person.

Doc's picture

:-D lol Kelly, sounds like

:-D lol

Kelly, sounds like your describing many, many of the these 'married' men.

Have you tried the water? Beer is much much better.

:-p

regards,
T. Tempest. DCA

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"I'd love a thousand words in a foreign language." Tang Yuchuan

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chopper's picture

hi kelly! no problem. i have

hi kelly! no problem. i have a friend who is perfect for you. of course he has some 'requirements'as well. he needs someone who does not speak incredibly loud on the phone, does not speak wide mouthed with mouthfuls of food, does not threaten to leap out of the window during arguments , does not believe that all food would be much better if only it was more 'chinese' ,and someone who answers the question being asked ,not a different question that they want to answer .should be easy right? im only having fun kelly ok? to all the anonymous headkickers on expat9, relax dudes.disclaimer; none of these observations are based on actual personal experience.i just know im gonna regret this.

Doc's picture

ha ha ha ha regards, T.

ha ha ha ha

regards,
T. Tempest. DCA

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"I'd love a thousand words in a foreign language." Tang Yuchuan

Tsc Tempest Photography at http://www.kong-xi.com/doc.html

orrin's picture

I guess not. Sorry for the

I guess not.

Sorry for the interruption.

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"I've got more problems in my life than a cub scout at the Neverland Ranch."
Larry The Cable Guy From the film "Delta Farce"

orrin's picture

@Kelly: If you are looking

@Kelly:

If you are looking exclusively in the expat community, I fear that the 3 requirements you stated have reduced the number of potential candidates by 90%.

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"I've got more problems in my life than a cub scout at the Neverland Ranch."
Larry The Cable Guy From the film "Delta Farce"

canrun's picture

Me: "Ever heard of

Me: "Ever heard of MBA?"

Wife: "Wha wha wha whaaat??!!"

Smack.

Me: "Ouch!"

Uhh...I have no any idea.

@ Chopper
Welcome to the Sinocidal rejects! There'll be no hell to pay from THIS peanut gallery!

chopper's picture

ha ha ha ! thanks mate. im

ha ha ha ! thanks mate. im still scared to think what ive started.and just for the record, my girl is perfect.

zurdo's picture

@Kelly What's wrong with

@Kelly

What's wrong with beer? What kind of games are you talking about?

I'm here for a good time..not a long time!

Will_Anders's picture

canrun wrote:Me: "Ever heard

canrun wrote:
Me: "Ever heard of MBA?"

you mean Married But Available? In some way this definition matches the topic of this thread...

JJ's picture

Orrin: you forgot the "" Try

Orrin: you forgot the ""
Try again :)
JJ

canrun's picture

@Will That would, in fact,

@Will
That would, in fact, the the MBA that my students so often talk about! ;)

Hmm......very interesting

Hmm......very interesting haha

orrin's picture

Thanks JJ Lets try it

Thanks JJ Lets try it again.

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"I've got more problems in my life than a cub scout at the Neverland Ranch."
Larry The Cable Guy From the film "Delta Farce"

orrin's picture

Still no luck. Oh

Still no luck. Oh well.
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"I've got more problems in my life than a cub scout at the Neverland Ranch."
Larry The Cable Guy From the film "Delta Farce"

JJ's picture

I know what you have done

I know what you have done wrong: you inserted the URL of the page where the photo is...
You must put the URL address of the photo itself.
How to get it?
Simply right click on the image and select "copy image address"
JJ :)

orrin's picture

Thanks JJ. The caption of

Thanks JJ.

The caption of the photo is "Dude; Check out the cute babe on your right."

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"I've got more problems in my life than a cub scout at the Neverland Ranch."
Larry The Cable Guy From the film "Delta Farce"

nuovavita's picture

Require yourself a little

Require yourself a little more, require others a little less, it may result totally different from what you are now.

But MBA...is another topic, hahaha!

ivywu767's picture

hello, Nuovavita . i totally

hello, Nuovavita . i totally agree with u "Require yourself a little more, require others a little less" , but it's very hard to do this,isn't it? a lot of people always expect to "require others more , require themselves less" .

ivywu767's picture

Hi Kelly. you said "It seems

Hi Kelly. you said "It seems to not easy to find this kind of person." , in fact , it depends on you how to identify " kind of person" or "good guy". For me ,my identify for "good guy " is very easy -as long as he has a good heart ,warm heart ,and always friendly to people .
And about boyf ,as long as he always care about me and love me ,that's enough . and im lucky ,my boyf is the person like this .
And im sure you will meet a good guy you want, just sooner or later . Good luck , Kelly !
cheers.

foxhunt's picture

Theres guys like that here

Theres guys like that here in Zhuhai... take me as one...

canrun's picture

Your photo is a ringing

Your photo is a ringing endorsement! ;)

chopper's picture

looks like hes had a few

looks like hes had a few beers though. in fact hes just a shadow of his former self

foxhunt's picture

now that my picture is there

now that my picture is there i'm sure i'll be getting a few comments... lol

canrun's picture

Or phone numbers! ;) Watch

Or phone numbers! ;)

Watch 'guys' named Kelly...

blue moon's picture

Foxhunt, sorry I didnt give

Foxhunt, sorry I didnt give your wife a lift in the car the other day, but we were full !

nuovavita's picture

Ivy, yeah, always easy to

Ivy, yeah, always easy to say than to do.
But..don't be too hard on Kelly, guys! After all, she is a brave lady, brave enough to let you know what she wants. Support her if you can, and support her if you can't. Be kind to her.
Gooo Kelly! Look for your life!!! *smile*

kellyzhangwang's picture

------------------ Thanks

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Thanks Nuovavita, thanks for all of you to gave your response here,no matter good or bad.

I think everybody has his(her) own standard in defining "good" or "bad",that is why how we can find the person whom is suitable for us. and it is nothing to do with "right" or "wrong" ,it only depends if you can accept it or not.

at least I am honest to present what is my expected. if just pretend to like something you really don't like. both of you will not be happy to be together!

A small boat floating on the sea!

Magic's picture

Hey Kelly, If you have

Hey Kelly,
If you have looking for this special someone in the expat community then you will have to understand and accept certain things. If your man drinks beers like water then you might just have to join him for few drinks and have fun with it also go to bar with him to have a crazy night out together. It might turns out you guys have more in comment. When you meet that special person, all you requirements aren’t important anymore.
My husband drinks all the time especially after work but I do understand this is a way that he releases his stress from work. I know we Chinese women have certain standard when it comes to “good man” but you have broken your boundaries for someone different then try to accept the differences and take him as who he is.
If he is an alcoholic then it’s another talk…haha…anyway good luck and I believe your man just on the corner.

kingstadlux's picture

Hi Kelly, These are things I

Hi Kelly,

These are things I can offer you.

1. I always stay out late drinking with my mates listening to chopper play; while slugging Aussie Bundy rum.
2. A very good chance that I won't come home at all.
3. High possibility that I will have extra-curricular females on the side.
4. Good chance I will put my mates first before you.

To see if you are compatible for a foreign BF read and understand the following:

1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat arse in a gym.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*$ker down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Anyone can buy condoms.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different; it's just like every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats.
10. Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not a sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is a twat and your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than pissing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most blokes own two to three pairs of shoes, what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, that would look good with your dress?
21. Yes, No and Mmm are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Now.
23. Your Mum doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil. It is an essential part of the car.
26. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
29. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
30. The male models with the great bodies you see in magazines are all gay. Face it.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
34. Consider Sport a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
35. Women wearing Wonderbras, low-cut blouses, tight tops, no jackets, chest level logo'd t-shirts etc. etc. lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. When we are in bed and look tired this means that we are tired and does not mean that we want to discuss the relationship.
37. If you want some dessert after a meal - order some. You don't have to finish it. You can just taste it if you like but don't say "No, I couldn't/shouldn't/don't want any" and then eat half of mine.
38. Dieting doesn't work without exercise.
39. If you're on a diet it doesn't mean my meals should be rabbit-food nouvelle-cuisine style. A man's four essential food groups are: white meat, red meat, cold beer and more cold beer. Please ensure all meals contain a good balance of the above in good quantities - everything else falls under the category 'garnish'.
40. Do not question our sense of direction.

可怕的不是进步速度慢,而是止步不前
Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still

chopper's picture

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA EFFING HA HA HA....... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...... HA HA HA HA HA. kinger , you little ripper. the term ' fearless correspondent ' can now only be used after viewing some of kingers more insightful thinkpieces. oh my happy aunt , what a larf.

chopper's picture

oh thanks canrun, i saw your

oh thanks canrun, i saw your last clue about this and was all over it like a seagull on a chip[ french fry]. you got to admit, kinger looks lovely in the pic. oh jeez, i love this site. im happy to hear you are a light smoker and drinker now kinger! i guess its just a matter of time before my 'farmyard friends' profile pops up eh? cheers mate.

roy's picture

Not only funny, but

Not only funny, but perfectly true in many ways. Seen most of it before, but I don't care, it gave me a good laugh (and a sore ear after the girly needed an explanation as to why I was laughing so much). There you have it Kelly, what blokes really think .... can you live with these rules? Thanks "kingstadlux".

kingstadlux's picture

Canrun funny..........yes ,

Canrun funny..........yes , but if you ever post any of my personal details again online in expat9. It will be me who laughs last!

可怕的不是进步速度慢,而是止步不前
Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still

Believe it or not, my taitai

Believe it or not, my taitai laughed harder at this than I did.