Are you lacking in your insult skills, or tired of the usual profane cliches?

Then now, insult them like you was Shakespeare! I kept this to myself for awhile, and was hesitant to share. However, I have used many of these on myself in response to my own less than graceful screw ups around my home. So, I could say I've reached a fair level of immunity. Have at it, I know some of you could use something new (or old). It's rich, check it out.

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