Santa Claus


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Wanted Santa Claus in the classifieds...mmmmm
maybe Ryan or Can Run ???

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Think Canrun...think Billy

Think Canrun...think Billy Bob Thornton.

Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No S--t!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.