The Zhuhai Show!!

The Zhuhai Show!!

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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to our yearly broadcast! "The Zhuhai Show" (ta ta naaaaaaa)

So its been a year since our last broadcast, and wow has it been one heck of a year or what? Yup sure has!

So lets take some calls in shall we? *dialling*

Line 1 = L1

L1: good afternoon! This is JJ!
Abius: Hey JJ! how are ya?
L1: yeah good good! Id just like to thank you for this show and i think its really exciting
Abius: well thanks JJ. It couldnt happen if it wasnt for you, so what would you like to tell everyone?
L1: thanks! well, id like to say that WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHOW?! who gave you permission to do this?!
Abius: uhhhhh, JJ, we cant hear you well, turn down the radio
L1: yeah i said , who gave you permission to broadcast over my website?!
Abius: uhhh, were loosing you JJ, call later, we cant hear you (LINE CUTS)
Abius: oh what a pity, we lost our first caller, sorry bout that, shall we take another call! (dialing, beep, beep)

L2: hiiiiiii!! im so happy I got through!! are we live Abius?!
Abius: yeah yeah, your live, so how are ya? what would you like to say?
L2: oh wow! im so excited! yeah id like to thank everyone for being so nice to me here, and as a foreigner here, its been quite an exciting experience being here, and this website is awesome! has so many things. Really, oh by the way, can I dedicate a song?
Abius: yeah SURE! what would you like us to play for you?
L2: id like to hear Expat9 THEME SONG!!
Abius: sure thing! hit it DJ!

LYRICS:

Expat9 , yeah yeah,
oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh,
in times of need, you are there
in times of dispair, you are there
oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh,
Expat9 rocks the joint like never before,
and im telling ya thats what its there for,
Expat9 you make me cry,
all them dudes make me try and try and tryyyyyy,
Expay999999999999 oh yeah yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Abius: ok so thats that Expat9! do we have time for another caller? (DJ: yeah we do), alrighty then! (DIALING)

L3: hellloooooooooooooooooooo!!
Abius: yeah your on the air! who is this?
L3: this is uhhhh, can i not say?
Abius: sure sure, we respect anonymousity, so what would you like to say?
L3: i dont know what to say, im so excited to finally get through! the line is always so busy! wow! so happy, my wife would like to talk to you Abius
Abius: sure put her through, yes mam your on the air!
L3 Wife: Abius i LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!! I love your show!
Abius: thanks alot, thats very kind of you, so would you like to dedicate a song to anyone?
L3 Wife: id love to! do you have AEROSMITH - I dont want to miss a thing?
Abius: sure we do! hit it DJ!

Aerosmith - I dont wanna miss a thing (edited version for Expat9)

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
Far away and dreaming of Expat9
I could spend my life in this sweet Expat9
I could stay lost in this place
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure in this site

I don't wanna close my eyes honey
I don't wanna fall asleep no no no
'Cause I'd miss you, Expat9
And I don't wanna miss this place
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do baby

Lying close to the blogs
Feeling your heart beating at my side
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's Expat9 that you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever

I don't wanna close my eyes JJ
I don't wanna fall asleep JJ
'Cause I'd miss you, Expat9
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss Expat9

Abius: ok okkkkkkkkkk! so that was the lovely Aerosmith! lets have one more caller!

L4: its JJ! AGAIN! Abius what the heck is this song?!
Abius: well JJ, its the special dedicated version for Expat9! hope you enjoyed it as much as we did editing it!
L4: oh god! im calling the police!
Abius: hey wait a minute! why?!
L4: your destroying our reputation Abius! the police are coming!
Abius: well! it seems everytime we broadcast, we have problems! thats why its yearly!!! Anyways, thank you all for your precious time spent here on this website, and as a dedicated writer here in these blogs, wish you all the best! and take care!

*Broadcast Ended*