Jokes

Time to a good laughter!
Here are some interesting Kyle’s even more interesting jokes (please laugh loudly when they meet your type~)!

1. One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass ?” he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, come along with me then,” instructed the lawyer.
“But, sir, I have a wife and two children!”
“Bring them along!” replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, “come with us.”
“But, sir, I have a wife and six children!” the second man ansered.
“Bring them as well!” answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says,
“Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for takin all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, “No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall.”

2. Poland’s worst air disaster occurrd today when a small two-seater Cssna “152” crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue worders have recovered 826 bodieds so far and expect that number to climb as digging contines into the evening.

3. A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments,
“You lood terrible. What’s the problem?”
“My mother died in June,” he said, “and left me $ 10,000”
“Gee, that’s tough,” he replied.
“Then in July, ” the friend continued, “ My father died, leaving me $50,000.”
“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”
“And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.”
“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”
“Then this month,” the friend continued, “nothing!”

4. Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you’re pretty ugly.

5. Fellow 1: Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too.
Fellow 2: Wow, that’s incredible. How did he know all of that?
Fellow 1: The judge told him.

6. A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed here fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed. The man sympathized and said,
“Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passenger.”
“You’re right,” she siad. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”
“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

What I want to do is to make you & myself laugh and relax from reality…
If any of you guys here happens to read this, enjoy yourself! Have a NICE day!