Joke (Be careful for what you wish)


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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
> stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
> merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
> allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
>
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
> sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
> his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
> breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and
> picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the
> bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put
> away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He
> cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
> Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
> laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor.
> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
> them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
> organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and
> watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes
> and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped
> fresh beans for supper.
>
> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
> laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M .
> he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he
> went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get
> through without complaint.
>
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
> said: - "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy
> my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh!
> please, let us trade back."
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel You have
> learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
> they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
> pregnant last night."

ana's picture

ahahahahahah!!!! good one!!!

ahahahahahah!!!! good one!!!

nuovavita's picture

haha...this one is funny

haha...this one is funny

Bruce Morton's picture

Thanks guys I knew some one

Thanks guys I knew some one out there would love it.

-Bruce.

anu's picture

its funny .. lol -Anu.

its funny .. lol

-Anu.

vixen's picture

Hahaha. Got pregnant last

Hahaha. Got pregnant last night =D

Hahahaha, hilarious! finally

Hahahaha, hilarious! finally some woman has the time to write up this joke!